insert witty subtitle here
Thursday, December 25, 2003

2B, Pedro and Stef are comi ng down, want to go out on emlyn! wooooaaaaah
sunday night people, go go go, will be groovily grand

Wednesday, December 17, 2003
hey hey hey monkey dudes
bit bored really, at college, done nout all day but play need for speed on the big screan in our form room.... as you do
..just had a sod off Macky D's ....again

eddie was relitively amusing

not to go on too much like

was groovy night


......make monkey love

erm, Tommo

Monday, December 08, 2003
"Oh Margie u came and u gave me a turkey, on my vacation away from worki!"
badgers nadgers!

So how are the people?
In the begining the universe was created.
This has made alot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move.-Douglas Adams, The Resteraunt at the End of the universe

Any way, I'm alex, i have been, am, and will be missing u for a while longer than expected, please remain calm and seated and the pilot will shortly electecute you.Tank you
Hey Babies...
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, mmmm, that feels nice, Oh, Oh, Oh, OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Mmmmmm, baby, It's snakey. Goddasm trash.

This is a message of love to all the trashy boys and girls.
Uncle Pedro would like to add that just to stay alive you know he had to say fuck it.


Wednesday, December 03, 2003
heya dudes.... DISturbing news.....
ill take it that links dont work in here, so just copy and paste this into your browser....

This is the hives official site, ... their OFFICIAL SITE, take a look what happens when you load the page....
im a confused wee lad ere...

Are they dead?
Have they split
Are they dead?
Have they lost their record label?
Is it to promote a new album/song?
Is it shite from a bull?
Are they dead?

please someone inform me of what the monkeys is going on....
monkey love

Tuesday, December 02, 2003
Hey all the shiny happy people(its coz ur covered in slug slime isnt it?thats why u glisten that way?)AH!
I dont like education, if i wanted to b tauhgt somthing id ask, i dont wont it all just shoved in front of me like an unfried skinned guinea pig.
Anyway, UBERPOOP- this is becoming an increasingly popular alternative to swearing with me at the mo.

Well Tommo The TIT! plays janetor with he blog."OI! Tommo ya missed a wee blob of spider poo there."Hmm has any one ever seen spider poop?Ah, the silk might be poop.Some dudey poop there.I am recovering memroy cells lost due to carelessness.And lo, i rememberee this blog!oh wata world wata world?
Highly strung.Yes i can hang from any where, even the moon, coz its close too us!

King Alex the Spanked( with monkey surgicaly attached)