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Sunday, November 30, 2003
aaaarrrrr tis stebbobo!
...have you got two user names??? *is confused loike*
and yea, you are undoubtably, indefinetly relitively right about the whole adjective dooja'me'watsit
rockin as a sponguin ey? ...groovy stuff
aaaanyhoo gotta be off, earlly mornin tomorrow,.. goin to cardiff for the day, ... window shop, eat and to go see some band somwhere or summin
take care people
make monkey love


we sell monkey nuts in spar, ....... dude *cough*
tis stebbs.
and thats what i meant. if u say u r tree, r u decribing urself?
no. its rockin as a sponguin.
damn fool
tis not tree, ...its TREE
no adjective there, and no im not a tree, i am simply TREE
who is that anyway? spoinguin, thats jus rockin,
..rockin as a robin
weeeell, bestest be off

Saturday, November 29, 2003
my phone doesn't work at home.
but you are tree.
even though it makes no sense at all tommo.
is tree an adjective?
how are y'all?
Friday, November 28, 2003
i could probably write juuust about anythin on here, i reckon im now the only one who goes anywhere near this place, im the one that clears up the cobwebs when the page is loaded each day, *sigh*
therefore, i speak rubbish from now on, as a test, the next person to read all this random crap im bout to write, has to text me, simply saying "you are TREE"

...i wonder how long it will take?... *wonders, while putting on a vaguely amusing wondering expression*

and now, for the random crap:


........ i am TREE
Monday, November 24, 2003
*ahem* ......... SPEEAAAACH

ooooo new "speak" section now up and sorted and groovy!
sorry for the advertising again loike, just thought twould be interesting loike,
let'em know what you think people!

take care

Saturday, November 22, 2003
Well Digby, at least you didn't get asked to clean out bed pans! But yes I suppose it would hav been great fun if they had let you loose in theatre, Oooo, lovely squishy guts and blood and gore. You should hav scooped out some intestines and used them as alternative tinsel on u'r Christmas tree!!!!
Sunday, November 16, 2003
Hey Biatches! I guess along with Tommo and Leia's complaints about no one else blogging and my own bordem, I think it's time I wrote something here. I spent the last two days of the week in hospital! - Work experience! Yeah a whole two days organising medical files! - i never knew you could have so much fun with paperwork. And here was I hoping they'd let me do some practical experience!:-(

Friday, November 14, 2003
What a shame, it's awful when things like that happen, I mean I've spent all night mixing up a foul concoction in u'r stomach (well usually ppl tell u it's a good mix & u believe them?!!) and u never expect that it's gonna come back and say "Hello! I don't think u really wanted to mix us together did u! U know we don't get on, u asked for it really didn't u?" I mean, the bloody cheek of it huh?!!!
Hmm, well when u'r as old as me it is young ppl speak!! But hey it might keep me young if I use it!!!
Yeah, it's sad isn't it, this lovely blogg spot set up for everyone and only we use it, oh well maybe if u use an electric cattle prod on them it might change their way of thinking!!!! I think maybe we'd have a few more bloggs then doncha think?!!!
Well anyway, monkey love again.


Wednesday, November 12, 2003
i dont hold much hope either, ..i mean the others im sure would tell you aboot my lack being able to hold the stuf in too often... but wont go into that....
monkey love, young people speak? naaah, ive finaly come of aaage me! woah woah
ok, i reckon i am pretty damn bored, ..seem to be the only people using this site anymore!!!
make monkey love once more

Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Oh dear, that doesn't sound very nice Tommo, I quite like my stomach lining to stay where it is, oh well I'd better avoid being sick ever again (If it were a perfect world that might be possible, but I don't hold out much hope)
Well thank you for your pearls of wisdom and for slightly clearing up my increasingly confused mind (I am getting old).
Monkey love to u too (Is this young people speak?!!)


Monday, November 10, 2003
well, ... the answer is roite ere ms Leia, (not that i know you or nout)
it is indeed your stomache lining... made to look like carrots to confuse easily confused mind like mine, or indeed yours.....
monkey love

Hey people, sorry I havn't blogged for such a long time, I hope u can forgive me! Anyway i'm here now.
I was just pondering to myself the other day about the fact that when u throw up it always contains carrots, that's right kids, carrots! Even if u have not eaten carrots for weeks, months, years even!!! I am very confused about this and wonder if anyone can shed any light on this very serious matter or if anyone else has experienced this!!! Luv 2 everyone who knows me on this site, oh and the people that don't!

Thursday, November 06, 2003
laa l' laa la la la la, la l' laa la la laaa, laa l' laa la la la la, la la la la la la laaaa!

strobe 45 soon to appear in the Rock Sound magazine, pretty relitively mightely groovy really...

im orf

make monkey love


Wednesday, November 05, 2003
BOO!!!ehehehhe, u thot i was dead dint u?WELL! i ws yes, and hell is a very lovely place, nice slides there...hmmm.
I know where i am, but every1 else seems to be going fuzzy round the edges.
Just painted my room, it kicks rump!
YAYAYAYAy, Matrix 3 on sat!!!!WOOOO!
I feel great I havent cut my hair for 2 months now, and im not quite borderin rediculous yet.Have bought some funky new clothes.Stebbs still hasnt given me a certain Cd, ad i gave Rhys(which woman shall i attempt to woo next) Bryant a cold.
my life is utterly complete.
Bye bye for now.

P.S. Pins and needles is actaully ants with mini nail guns.BEWARE!
P.P.S. I've got a hole in my life, it was filled with you, can u fill it n again.Doesnt feel right without it.